hipsters.

I laugh a lot when i see those spammy dating site/creep websites where people want 'relationships'...

 here's a translation of the language they use to what they want to convey to us internet users.

here are a few of these definitions I came up with. 

Open-minded…………………….Desperate.

Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.

Voluptuous………………………over weight.

Large frame………………………over weight.

Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.

Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy.

High-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things.

Free-Spirited . . . . . . . . . Crazy and irresponsible.

Ample . . . . . . . . . . . . . Large.

Huggable . . . . . . . . . . . . Large.

Dynamic . . . . . . . . . . . . Pushy.

Assertive . . . . . . . . . . . Pushy with a mean streak.

Excited About Life’s Journey . . No concept of reality.

Moody . . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive.

Unpredictable . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and off medication.

Soulful . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and quiet.

Poetic . . . . . . . . . . . . . Manic-depressive and boring.

Looking for Mr/Ms Right. . . . . Looking for Mr/Ms Rich.

Very Human . . . . . . . . . . . Quasimodo.

Uninhibited . . . . . . . . . . Lacking basic social skills.

Irreverent . . . . . . . . . . . Mean and lacking basic social skills.

Aging Child . . . . . . . . . . Self-centered adult.

Freedom-loving . . . . . . . . . Undependable.

Young at Heart . . . . . . . . . Over 50.

Youthful . . . . . . . . . . . . Over 50 and in major denial.

Chatty . . . . . . . . . . . . . Never shuts up.

Humorous . . . . . . . . . . . . Watches too much TV and never shuts up.

what do you think? MEH. yeah man, i'd like to hope they delete spam FOREVER as well

buhhhhhht life isnt fair. and until then

we'll have to live with the blonde idiots crawling over every website i visit.

-.-

lolz. 

Why?

I think people have blogs for various reasons. All these multiple reasons can be categorized into three: 

a) information 

b) hobbies

c) you do it because you want to share your opinion with the world.

I guess my reason could be for choice 3. 

This blog will cover my opinion in multiple aspects of the arts as in music, art, drama (movies and such), comedy, interesting pictures, my photography, you know that sort of thing. 

But I'm a pessimist, may it be when I get good grades or a magical pony. 

But I'll give my opinion in my uniquely pessimistic way, you know

because I'll make fun of the human race as a whole.

Disclaimer: 

No, I'm not sexist, racist, or any of that in any way 

but no i'm not a hippy either. If i make a rude comment and/or if it insults you in particular, I apologize sincerely for breaking your heart.

OhBytheway.

I'll be blogging around once in a few days, and for the first week or so, I'll try to write on this website everyday.

It's funny because I doubt anybody reads/will ever it.

Ever. 

OH, and
The background graphic art was done by me. I won't steal any pictures from anybody because then you'd rave and rant.
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